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It's Not A Phase, Mom! Laced Punk Polish Chicken T-shirt

Name: It's Not A Phase, Mom! Laced Punk Polish Chicken T-shirt
Brand: Martha's Funny Stuff
SKU: prod_01M0HAZ3H7TC58FKXH994GPC16
Price: 28.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (63 reviews)

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Description

Unleash your inner coop rebel with this hilarious punk rock poultry graphic T-shirt. Featuring an edgy crested bird decked out in a spiked collar, safety pin earring, anarchy symbol, and the iconic phrase It's Not A Phase, Mom, this funny quote shirt perfectly captures teenage rebellion with farmyard charm. It is a witty, lighthearted staple for anyone who loves bringing playful counterculture energy to their daily wardrobe. • Material: 100% premium quality heavyweight cotton for maximum comfort and durability. • Fit: Relaxed unisex fit that looks great on everyone. • Quality: Printed and shipped with care by people who love a good laugh. Showcasing the distinctive feathering of a Silver Laced Polish bird, this design works wonderfully whether you keep an energetic pullet or a loud cockerel. Fans of both the feathered polish chicken and the fluffy silkie chicken will appreciate the unhinged funny vibes that make this unhinged shirt a standout choice for Dark cottagecore and alternative farm clothing. Perfect for any devoted chicken lady, goth farm girl, or self-proclaimed crazy chicken mom, this vintage graphic T-shirt makes an unbeatable hilarious gift, a great gift for him, and a unique gift for her. Layer it easily into animal inspired outfits and everyday wear, or add it to your collection of funny T-shirts and classic chicken shirt designs. Delivering pure emo kid nostalgic shirt charm and serving as great elder emo apparel, this its not a phase mom T-shirt, punk chicken T-shirt, and versatile short sleeve T-shirt is a must-have piece of funny apparel.

Fabric & Quality (Comfort Colors® 1717)

Comfort Colors 1717 Authentic Sewn Neck Tag

Premium Quality Tee

Printed on Authentic Comfort Colors® 1717

We exclusively print on genuine Comfort Colors 1717—the gold standard of heavyweight graphic tees, famous for its lived-in vintage feel and incredible durability.

⚖️ 6.1 oz Heavyweight Cotton

Thick 100% US ring-spun cotton. High-density weave that is never sheer or flimsy.

🧺 Garment-Dyed & Pre-Shrunk

Soft-washed with low-impact dyes for a rich vintage look and virtually zero wash shrinkage.

🧵 Double-Needle Stitching

Reinforced collar, armholes, and hem to prevent collar warping and hold its shape for years.

👕 Relaxed Unisex Fit

Seamless tubular body with a classic drape that gets softer with every wash.

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The Quality Difference

Standard graphic tees often use thin promotional fabric that shrinks and twists in the wash. We invest in genuine Comfort Colors 1717 shirts so your tee stays soft, vibrant, and durable for years.

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Made on Demand • Eco-Friendly & Zero Waste

We make each t-shirt specifically for you the moment you order. This made-to-order process prevents mass-production overstock and textile waste, making it better for the environment!

100% Quality & Print Guarantee

We stand behind every print. If your item arrives with any defect, misprint, or damage, we'll send a free replacement or issue a full refund within 30 days without hassle.

Custom Printed & Shipped Worldwide

Product Type: Comfort Colors® 1717

Production time is typically 2–5 business days before dispatch.

US Orders: 2–5 business days transit
International Orders: 7–15 business days transit depending on destination

We'll email you a tracking link as soon as your package ships!

🤝Human Touch & Custom Tweaks

We're a business run by real humans! Want a slight modification to a design? Email us at support@marthasfunnystuff.com before ordering, and we'll do our best to accommodate your request.

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What our customers say

5.0★(66+) Verified Reviews•300+ Happy Customers

“The shirt is comfy and good quailty, surived my washing machine multiple times and still looks new!”

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Leanna

“Fantastic seller! She was very patient and worked with me to personalize my art! Thank you 😊”

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Lori

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“Thanks, Martha! This T-shirt is great quality!”

★★★★★

Benjamin

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“Martha was super patient and accommodating! She went the extra mile in customizing the print to look as close to our dog Holly as possible. Amazing attention to detail!”

★★★★★

Tonia

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“super fast shipping! I love it and the color scheme. matches my home perfectly and always gets a giggle. I just got a cheap frame to put it in, and wah lah!”

★★★★★

lauren

“Martha was a wonderful communicator. She clearly takes pride in her work and she did a terrific job!”

★★★★★

BETH

“Great all round. Thank you, made the perfect gift.”

★★★★★

Nathan

“item matched description. thank you”

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Mary