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It's Not A Phase, Mom! Ransom note T-shirt

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Description

Channel pure teenage angst with a feathered twist in this hilarious retro graphic T-shirt. Featuring a moody Polish chicken with a wild feathered mohawk and newspaper ransom-style lettering, this design brings maximum attitude to your coop. It is the ultimate funny quote shirt for anyone whose rebellious stage never truly ended. • Material: 100% premium quality heavyweight cotton for maximum comfort and durability. • Fit: Relaxed unisex fit that looks great on everyone. • Quality: Printed and shipped with care by people who love a good laugh. Whether you need a Mother's Day gag gift for a country mom, a gift-for-new-mom, or a fun surprise for a silkie chicken and bird lover, this novelty piece delivers top tier millennial humor. The washed noir grayscale artwork combines punk rock, grunge shirts aesthetic, and metal heavy metal shirt energy into standout badass streetwear and avant garde clothing. Packed with weirdcore shirt flair, sarcastic pun charm, and unhinged funny vibes, it easily joins the ranks of shirts that go hard. Perfect as an unhinged shirt for everyday wear, this emo chicken shirt and goth chicken design is a must-have for every chicken lady, alternative mom, and fan of animal inspired outfits looking for joke gifts, a funny bird tee, funny t shirts, chicken mom shirts, or a standout chicken shirt.

Fabric & Quality (Comfort Colors® 1717)

Comfort Colors 1717 Authentic Sewn Neck Tag
Premium Quality Tee

Printed on Authentic Comfort Colors® 1717

We exclusively print on genuine Comfort Colors 1717—the gold standard of heavyweight graphic tees, famous for its lived-in vintage feel and incredible durability.

⚖️ 6.1 oz Heavyweight Cotton

Thick 100% US ring-spun cotton. High-density weave that is never sheer or flimsy.

🧺 Garment-Dyed & Pre-Shrunk

Soft-washed with low-impact dyes for a rich vintage look and virtually zero wash shrinkage.

🧵 Double-Needle Stitching

Reinforced collar, armholes, and hem to prevent collar warping and hold its shape for years.

👕 Relaxed Unisex Fit

Seamless tubular body with a classic drape that gets softer with every wash.

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The Quality Difference

Standard graphic tees often use thin promotional fabric that shrinks and twists in the wash. We invest in genuine Comfort Colors 1717 shirts so your tee stays soft, vibrant, and durable for years.

Shipping

Made on Demand • Eco-Friendly & Zero Waste

We make each t-shirt specifically for you the moment you order. This made-to-order process prevents mass-production overstock and textile waste, making it better for the environment!

100% Quality & Print Guarantee

We stand behind every print. If your item arrives with any defect, misprint, or damage, we'll send a free replacement or issue a full refund within 30 days without hassle.

Custom Printed & Shipped Worldwide

Product Type: Comfort Colors® 1717

Production time is typically 2–5 business days before dispatch.

  • US Orders: 2–5 business days transit
  • International Orders: 7–15 business days transit depending on destination

We'll email you a tracking link as soon as your package ships!

🤝Human Touch & Custom Tweaks

We're a business run by real humans! Want a slight modification to a design? Email us at support@marthasfunnystuff.com before ordering, and we'll do our best to accommodate your request.

What our customers say

5.0(66+) Verified Reviews300+ Happy Customers
Review by Leanna

The shirt is comfy and good quailty, surived my washing machine multiple times and still looks new!

★★★★★
Leanna
Review by Lori

Fantastic seller! She was very patient and worked with me to personalize my art! Thank you 😊

★★★★★
Lori
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Review by Benjamin

Thanks, Martha! This T-shirt is great quality!

★★★★★
Benjamin
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Review by Tonia

Martha was super patient and accommodating! She went the extra mile in customizing the print to look as close to our dog Holly as possible. Amazing attention to detail!

★★★★★
Tonia
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Review by lauren

super fast shipping! I love it and the color scheme. matches my home perfectly and always gets a giggle. I just got a cheap frame to put it in, and wah lah!

★★★★★
lauren
Review by BETH

Martha was a wonderful communicator. She clearly takes pride in her work and she did a terrific job!

★★★★★
BETH
Review by Nathan

Great all round. Thank you, made the perfect gift.

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Nathan
Review by Mary

item matched description. thank you

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Mary